Sunday, 23 December 2012

The Sexual Symbolism of: She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain (Not for Kids!)

Sunday 23 December 2012
(Originally Posted)

No one under 18 or under the age of being a legal grownup in their country of residence if older than 18 can read this article.

This short essay looks at the filthy song that has ended up in songbooks in schools:

This article is looking at a highly disgusting song that filthily behaved men have written and shared across this so called culture:

The filthy meanings in this song that is still sung around children and grownups is an absolute disgrace to all morality and symptomatic of the filth culture perpetuation that Girls are struggling against all across PlanetteEarthMother'sWombyWomby. 

Not a song: filth

she'll be coming 'round the mountain

evolved out of the song "When the Chariot Comes" rewritten to specifically have a filthy sexual meaning:

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes,
Mountain equals penis or mounting (sexual riding). Coming equals cumming (orgasm). 

She'll be ridin' six white horses when she comes, 
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes,
Ridin' is sexual meaning, six white horses equals strokes of ejaculation.

Oh we'll all come out to meet her when she comes,  
Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes,
Come out equals ejaculation. we'll all go out: promiscuity, prostitution.

She'll be wearing red pyjamas when she comes,
reference to virgin sex.

menstruation (suggesting promiscuity again).

We will kill the old red rooster when she comes,
Rooster/cock equals penis; loss of erection due to being spent. Suggests simultaneous orgasm.

We'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja" when she comes, 
We'll all sing hallelujah when she comes,
Post-coital exultations.

She'll be comin' down a road that's five miles long,
Could be a reference to a five inch penis. Or joke about 5 minute coitus.


Miscellaneous variations:


She will have to sleep with Grandma, (Snore)
Is grandma the only way she'll get peace from the advances of men?

(She snores!
Scratch, scratch, Hi babe!
Whoa back! Toot, toot!)
Man manages to lure out the girl from Grandma's bedroom?

She will bring us to the portals when she comes,
Is portal vagina?

We will all have chicken and dumplings when she comes, (Yum yum)
Penis and testes. Oral sex.


I personally sang this song as a child and had no idea as to the filthy meanings of the so called verses just as any teachers also were unaware I hope. Of course the so called song is disgusting and an example of disgustingly behaved people thinking they can hide sexual content under the surface in a so called song that has now ended up in children's song books in schools. It is horrendous and needs to be banned as does the story of little red riding hood. people have sought to put filthy meanings into so called culture for centurys and Girls Wamt it Gone.

genitals and private Love are not to be talked about. GirlyBubbaPeomple have been tricked into reading this so called song to their babys by men promoting violence and filth for centurys and millenia. The physicElla status of a Girl is no ones business. If a Girl is a virgin it is no ones business. the word virgin is filth as it is an invasion of a LovingDuosInfiniteUnEndingLovingRelationshipImtoEternEllaLovingLife. The word "relationship" used in reference to a DuoOneLoveWedded is filth because men also use this word for members of the same family. The word member is also filth because men call their penises members. men and their filthy use of so called language is an absolute disgrace and they expect Girls to just accept this filth taint. men want Girls to accept all this filth like rape seed oil being called oil seed rape: "accept" filth but "cept" as im comceptiom is BabyCreatiomEllaISing