The Sexual Symbolism of: She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain (Not for Kids!)

Sunday 23 December 2012

(Originally Posted)

No one under 18 or under the age of being a legal grownup in their country of residence if older than 18 can read this article.

This short essay looks at the filthy song that has ended up in songbooks in schools:

This article is looking at a highly disgusting song that filthily behaved men have written and shared across this so called culture:

The filthy meanings in this song that is still sung around children and grownups is an absolute disgrace to all morality and symptomatic of the filth culture perpetuation that Girls are struggling against all across PlanetteEarthMother'sWombyWomby. 

Not a song: filth

she'll be coming 'round the mountain

evolved out of the song "When the Chariot Comes" rewritten to specifically have a filthy sexual meaning:

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes,
Mountain equals penis or mounting (sexual riding). Coming equals cumming (orgasm). 

She'll be ridin' six white horses when she comes, 

She'll be driving six white horses when she comes,
Ridin' is sexual meaning, six white horses equals strokes of ejaculation.

Oh we'll all come out to meet her when she comes,  

Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes,
Come out equals ejaculation. we'll all go out: promiscuity, prostitution.

She'll be wearing red pyjamas when she comes,
reference to virgin sex.

menstruation (suggesting promiscuity again).

We will kill the old red rooster when she comes,
Rooster/cock equals penis; loss of erection due to being spent. Suggests simultaneous orgasm.

We'll all be shoutin' "Halleluja" when she comes, 

We'll all sing hallelujah when she comes,
Post-coital exultations.

She'll be comin' down a road that's five miles long,
Could be a reference to a five inch penis. Or joke about 5 minute coitus.

Miscellaneous variations:


She will have to sleep with Grandma, (Snore)

Is grandma the only way she'll get peace from the advances of men?

(She snores!

Scratch, scratch, Hi babe!

Whoa back! Toot, toot!)
Man manages to lure out the girl from Grandma's bedroom?

She will bring us to the portals when she comes,
Is portal vagina?

We will all have chicken and dumplings when she comes, (Yum yum)
Penis and testes. Oral sex.


I personally sang this song as a child and had no idea as to the filthy meanings of the so called verses just as any teachers also were unaware I hope. Of course the so called song is disgusting and an example of disgustingly behaved people thinking they can hide sexual content under the surface in a so called song that has now ended up in children's song books in schools. It is horrendous and needs to be banned as does the story of little red riding hood. people have sought to put filthy meanings into so called culture for centurys and Girls Wamt it Gone.

genitals and private Love are not to be talked about. GirlyBubbaPeomple have been tricked into reading this so called song to their babys by men promoting violence and filth for centurys and millenia. The physicElla status of a Girl is no ones business. If a Girl is a virgin it is no ones business. the word virgin is filth as it is an invasion of a LovingDuosInfiniteUnEndingLovingRelationshipImtoEternEllaLovingLife. The word "relationship" used in reference to a DuoOneLoveWedded is filth because men also use this word for members of the same family. The word member is also filth because men call their penises members. men and their filthy use of so called language is an absolute disgrace and they expect Girls to just accept this filth taint. men want Girls to accept all this filth like rape seed oil being called oil seed rape: "accept" filth but "cept" as im comceptiom is BabyCreatiomEllaISing

Cocaine: Revealed: by JJ Cale/Eric Clapton

The deeper meaning, symbology, and keys to unlocking the song "Cocaine" by JJ Cale/Eric Clapton.

I must stress that I haven't tried the drug cocaine, and that this is all hypothetical.

I kind of see this song as a direct symbolic representation of the experience one would go through on the drug cocaine. When one first hears the song one assumes this song is glamorising cocaine, the first line reinforces this assumption enough when followed by the second for the listener to assume the following lyrics are glamorising too, and one switches off and enjoys the song based on this.

But the second line when listened to more closely opens up the possibility the song isn’t so positive about the drug “If you wanna get down” Yes I do. “down on the ground” not really, but I’ll ignore that. So on these terms the experience of the song is analogous to the experience of taking the drug.

The song for me is one designed to convince you that at first, it is indeed glamorising the drug cocaine, and obviously if one likes to take cocaine and enjoys it then one is likely to assume a positive spin on this song, and enjoy the song as such. But after a few years of using the drug cocaine one is going to be in no doubt that habitual use is not positive, one may even revisit this song with negative feelings about cocaine, and then look at the song in a different way, and reassess it as being not so positive. And then realisation of the ambiguousness of the lyrics causes this person to dig deeper, look for deeper meaning here and realise that this song is in fact an anti-cocaine ditty. I may be wrong, but I have a sneaky suspicion that this is why Clapton chose to cover the song; because it is clever and evolves in the mind of the listener/drug taker much as the evolution of one's attitude towards a drug addiction that is turning from great at first, to inevitably negative and bad.

It evolves from verse to verse. From listening to listening. And possibly from year to year throughout addiction if the listener doesn't hear its truth until they experience that truth for themselves (a bit like peoples inability to empathise until they have experienced pain for themselves).

The song is very intelligent and perfectly or luckily weighted; bravo JJ!

Here follows my personal interpretation of the lyrics; which kind of provides the keys to unlocking the deeper -negative- meaning of the song. "Cocaine" is definitely an anti-cocaine song.

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you want to go out, you’ve got to cut it out (stop taking)

If you want to kill yourself, you’ve got to take plenty

If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
If you want depression, to be on your knees

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
It’ll expose all your weaknesses

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
If you have problems, and you want to ignore them, sweep under carpet (make worse)

When your day is done and you wanna run (on); cocaine.
When you have a really serious big problem And you want to run away from it

When you have a really serious big problem and you want to perpetuate it

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
It’ll enhance all your weaknesses

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
If your mojo is gone, and you want this situation to continue

Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
Understand, you won’t get your mojo back

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
It’ll show your darker side
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

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